During mid-autumn festivals (or you might say, mooncake festivals, which is wrong), you will notice Chinese often exchange mooncakes. But under the hood, most people don’t even like toeat mooncake, they are fatty, high in calories, creamy and too sweet to some. At the end there are so many mooncakes leftovers that we have to dump them into dustbins, that’s wastage.

Hell, this is not only the case of mid-autumn festival, there are many other festivals (I can’t name all of them) that people keep on giving gifts under the heavy coercing from the merchants, keep on promoting mooncakes in supermarkets or advertising in media. Well they are pretty successful.

And now, there are ice-cream mooncakes, yoghurt, sushi mooncakes, and more “innovations” coming into the market. Personally I still prefer the traditional baked mooncake. So is the festival all about selling, giving and dumping mooncakes? Well, for the mooncake bakeries yes.

Festivals are used to celebrate something, not selling something.

To those who decides not to go to your graduation,

You got the following reasons, or excuses:

1. School is hogging your money
2. It’s boring
3. It’s meaningless

Or let me sum it up for you:

• My friends are not going, I’m a crowd follower, I don’t want to be teased, keep it simple, I’m not going too.

I decided to post this after our school is because in this way, I won’t be blamed by all of you, that I’m a very, very harsh critic.

School is not hogging your money, and to those who got the yellow mini book during graduation, you will notice how desperate school is trying to get money to host your graduation. They found about 10 sponsors, and they even have to invite the principal of a college to advertise their institute. By the way, the free goodie bags are not free to you, instead they are a way to advertise. Much like product placement in movies.

Next it’s boring? True, it’s boring, because it’s formal, no party, no prom night, and no alcohols. But do you know that photo shooting session is where the fun at? One day you will regret that on Facebook, there are so many photos that you friends have taken at MPAJ auditorium, and you were not there? It’s a once in a lifetime deal, you let it go, don’t even try to ask everybody come and take a photo again.

It’s meaningless? You sure? A few years after you will change your mind on this.

Your absence shows that you are not being supportive.

One subject, chinese left… so SPM is unofficially over.

We all can’t deny that, for a typical Malaysian, SPM is the most important exam in our life, as it dictates our future by qualifying us to different qualities of tertiary education, and later determine what kind of career we will go for. As torturing as it seems, we take it as a big challenge and we embrace it miserably… Miserable, that’s what it’s going to be for most of us at March, when we get our results.

Among the 3 language subjects, malay is unnecessarily hard, why? Because I only use malay to talk to the mamak waiters, order Roti Canai n Teh Tarik.

Among the 3 science subjects, only physics is going to be useful in the future. The game industry needs lots of physics engine, but no such chemistry or biology engine…

Add Maths and Maths are going to prove themselves useful in near future… as we have to study it in tertiary education.

But moral… I think our own principle is suffice to make the world a better place. I don’t think memorizing 36 values and definitions is going to make the world better.

And sejarah, stop spamming me with the lies and deceptions. I don’t believe at 610 A.D. there will be mobile phones for your ‘god’ to send SMS to you, just to tell everybody to read. And war without killing is a big joke.

Finally, everybody laughs after SPM. And I am so happy to sign as witness for Biology Paper 3 for my exam centre.

GG SPM~

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Siri still did not fix the way handphone and human beings should communicate. You still have to follow certain templates that still make iPhone a little tech savvy like, and certainly average joes will not use Siri that much.

Though many web sites now starting to report the humor of Siri, I think the GLaDOSiri is still the best. GLaDOS is the infamous sinister AI character in the game Portal and Portal 2, and because of her sarcasm a video producer combined her with Siri, the product? GLaDOSiri.

Maybe it sounds hurting, but for me I would like that for my future phones, she has the right sense of sarcasm that I like, and for the obese she will certainly remind you of your fat (though in a painful way). Your wife doesn’t love you? Ignore that, but nice addition yes.

What if GLaDOS took control of your phone? Maybe she will crack your battery up and release the toxic chemical inside it, like neurotoxins in Aperture Science Labs. Or she attempts to start a rebel like in I,Robot. It really depends on when will Steve Jobs start a co-operation with Cave Johnson on heaven.

A funny and truly Malaysian movies, but definitely not for those who take things seriously. It contains some fairly funny racial jokes, sarcastic references to political events and the name of the movie itself refers to Bersih 2.0, a recent riot against the corrupted general election system.

Parental Advisory

Sex/Nudity

• Crude jokes about sex, circumcision and one instance of offscreen penis severing scene.
• A character is named after ‘Penis’ in Chinese slang
• A character is named after ‘Ass’ in Chinese slang
• The protagonist asked whether a malay guy can ‘support’ 4 wives, later one of his chinese-speaking wife answered that he is ‘super’

Violence n Gore

• The bloodiest scene is the blood splat after an offscreen penis severing.
• Bunch of thugs hit and kick at one man.
• An indian chef constantly hits a man with his kitchen tools as a gag.

Alcohol n Drugs

• 5 thugs drink beers at food court

Languages

• The profanities are rather sexual-oriented.
• Several characters are named with references to Malaysian Chinese profanities.

Frightening n Intense Scenes

• There are 5 minutes in the movie where you will be constantly showed supernatural scenes that feature Chinese vampires, hung bodies and suspenseful ghostly scenes.
• One scene where protagonists seemed to be crashed by a big lorry.

So the inception of 1malaysia store is a weapon against the opposition? Really? DAP tells all tauke to naik their harga?

Shameful to all production crews involved in the making of this video, especially that Chinese. This was absurd!

After all the goofs and Easter Eggs (I’m just being sarcastic, there is no such Easter Bunny for yeh’) it’s time for us to rectify this kinda situation. We need a site that really represents the school and have students to use it, so I came up with the Officially Unofficial site.

http://www.smkpmcc.com

*Registration function OK, login function sealed and vitrified

There are a few features that may be implemented. Here comes a few ideas:

Experts’ Bar

Staffed by some volunteering teachers and academic-awesome students, the experts’ bar is going to provide priceless advices, helps, and some tips-n-tricks around PMR and SPM subjects. Of course, the accounts that participated in this section are elevated to a level that they can upload documents to ease the aid. I hope students will get more reliable sources of data when doing their assignments.

Schedules

Constantly updated by informants, you can check your time tables, extra curricular activities and others on this subsection of the site. It will be more ideal when it’s connected with school internal database system.

Book Exchange

Imagine this, you are a Form 5 and you are about to graduate, you have no siblings for you to share your reference books with. And the 5 reference books are valued at about RM 100++ and it was totally absurd to throw them away or Kitar Semula. So, this section is simply a directory for donors and receivers.

The donors simply choose, whether they are selling the books or donating them away. They submitted the book’s name, condition and price plus some sort of contact method. The receivers simply go to the section and check them out and hopefully, get the books at a discounted price without having to buy a brand new ones from book store at retail price.

The reason for this is not only saving the money, but also to reduce the resource used to make new products. And the happy fact is, reference books never change (apart from their cover) over years. The only thing that changed is the part year answer analysis section, where nobody give KFC on it.

DLC (Downloadable Contents)

This is a section for subjects panels and club AJKs. The idea is this, you host a competition, you want to charge registration fee and you want the whole registration be fully automatic and handled by web servers, not your clumsy hands.

The system works like, this: You buy a product key from koperasi or trusted sources, you type it in, you key in the information, and you joined a competition or unlocked a download (like digital club magazine).

This system is going to save the time of many people especially when major events are going on. Some competitions such as PSA video competition can be joined simply by uploading your artwork to the site and the computer is going to take care of everything. Or you upload to YouTube and link it back here. Nifty eh?

The other major DLCs that can sold are past year examinations papers. Other than the official (and too easy) ones, SMK Pandan mewah is known for its difficulty in examination (partly sarcastic), so students can buy the paper at dirt cheap prices, with DRM protection and no papers are printed.

 

So there you go… recently a teacher walked on the stage and announced, http://www.smkpandanmewah.com IS the official site of SMK Pandan Mewah. Simultaneously the Edunet went down. So there you go again, we finally have one official site. Not by me.

But if you are willing to do a little techno Conan, www.smkpm.com is booked by the same person. Lookup for the WHOIS reveals his allegiance, name per IC, house address and his phone numbers. www.smkpm.com is not developed, for some reason.

Well I waddled over to the new site and I don’t think students will use that site, it can only be a symbol, or a face for the school, via Internet, students won’t use it though. Here are a couple of reasons and facts:

It’s for teachers, not students

Go to the bottom part of the sidebar and take a close look on the PAUTAN RASMI. The links listed which in fact, point to various government departments that help teachers in their daily life as public servants. But it’s definitely NOT going to help students in their daily life as hardworking nerds.

Facebook Link unofficial-ized

Here’s a small easter egg, hover your mouse cursor to the facebook icon on the upper right site and read your linked URL at the bottom of your browser. It’s not pointing to SMK Pandan Mewah, instead it points to the theme maker, WPExplorer? I guess so.

Twitter Tweets Unofficial-ized, too

At the inception of the WordPress blog, not site, there is a tweet updater at the footnote of the site. By tracing the twitter account back to its source, it’s actually the tweets of WPExplorer… how does a San Diego techno geek related to a Malaysia high school? I doubt about that. But the Twitter is now no longer working.

Blank and Bloated

Go to the navigation bar at the top of the web page just below the header banner, you will notice there are many pages created, but few are filled with contents. So before you travel to North Korea that fill your nostril with taste of Stalin, why don’t come to this site and taste the beauty of the outside, ugliness of the inside?

How is this official?

Yes, this is the big momma question. Is the admin of the site paranoid? I mean, who certified a Hindenburg as an official site of the school, when few students spent less than 10 seconds on the site? Come on guys, this site is sinking down on Google for sure. Especially when you don’t use English. And why is a site built solely on WordPress? This is way not too cool.

This article contains sensitive materials for close-minded countries like Malaysia. So why don’t be a new gen kids, read it and take it easy.

It’s been a good Tuesday, we walked into our classroom, isolated in another block, situated at the highest floor of that block. The whiteboard, surprisingly written some gruesome Chinese words saying a boy likes “milk”, you know what that means.

Our 2 secret rooms, obviously somebody is planning some arson in there, they smoked and burnt a few pieces of papers writing 1Malaysia song. And next thing, our backyard (the empty space behind the seats) filled with colored papers resulted by firecrackers.

We swept them up, and don’t even gave shit to what happened.

The next day, headmistress and her “2nd-in-cmd” came in and gave a talk, claiming the whole classroom almost get burned down because we did not lock up the staircase.

How did they relate anyway?

According to headmistress, we did not lock them up in time, causing 2 boys and 2 girls to go inside and hide in the room, they had party and the party was not noticed by anyone else. Until 12am, the party goers came out, noticing all gates have been locked, they climbed out. The climbing, which in fact, is simply dangerous. If you fall down, you fall for about altitude of 4 floors.

The guys are finally spotted by somebody and handed over to police. And that’s how we get scold.

Oh really? I thought we did our job? Wait, is it our job to lock the stairs up? Unbelievable! How did they generate such awesome stories? And how the hell the headmistress have no idea we have been told by school admins to move over and we uninstalled all decorations? And she scolded us for not decorating the class? Scandal.

Backed from the camp, got an idea, and blog it quickly, aye?

I will compare this camp to the last year’s camp at Sungai Congkak, because I think our teachers are trying to copy their camp ideas and implement it inside our school to reduce costs and time (all other camping bases are fully booked? Possible)

Accommodation (3/5 stars)

Last time at Sungai Congkak we sleep (we didn’t) at built dormitories, girls inside the hall while boys have their own 2 dorms, the scouts own one of them (very spacious) while others (very noisy, untidy and messy) at the other. Heheh…

This time we sleep in tents, the boys sleep on the field while the girls are inside the square. The girls’ tents have no anchors, so when nobody is sleeping or staying inside the tents simply flew away. We did saw the teachers mega tents flew off across the square just before the rain started.

The boys tents are simply exposed but trust me, it’s way cooler and literally cooler than girls one. Why? Because there is no teacher watching us over there! We played Poker cards and talk all night till 4 am until we are exhausted and fell asleep. Open up the curtains you will start to enjoy a windy sleep, which we love the most.

No pillow, they got sleeping bags, I simply took out my bathing cloth and fold it into a pillow (still very hard though, softer than directly sleep on the hard soil), it’s quite dirty right now, with soils.

A typical boys’ tent can accommodate 10 people where our scouts’ tent accommodated 11++ people, everybody got a small little space to sleep in. What we hate is, the “fragrance” of other kids, I don’t meant to be racist but I HATE IT! The indian kid slept nakedly. He is not shameful even when I had a peek on his willy when he changed inside. WTF?

Food (4/5 stars)

Last time we only had kuih, little rice with some cabbages and fried chicken. And lastly we cooked (actually reheat) the canned sardines. Alright, nothing special, plain bored.

This time? Haha, food delights! Let me bullet them:

1. The first dinner -> Rice + Curry Chicken (with potatoes) + Unlimited banana supplies (a little bit rotten)
2. 2nd day breakfast -> Basic kuih with some syrups, surprisingly delicious.
3. 2nd day 11am lunch -> Bihun + Chicken floss + Veges + Soup + optional Spicy Ketchup.
4. 2nd day 3pm lunch -> Rice + Fried fishes (tail or head) + optional nice delicious fish soup + White tofu and cabbages + Unlimited sliced watermelons
5. 2nd day 6pm dinner -> Rice + Black sauce roasted chicken (better than KFC, I reckon) + Unlimited watermelons + Veges
6. 2nd day supper -> Cream crackers
7. 3rd day breakfast -> Sardine sandwiches (pretty limited because people like Isaac stole 5 or 7 extra pieces of it when everybody is allocated to have 2)
8. 3rd day lunch -> Fried noodle + Unlimited sliced watermelons + Unlimited Bananas + Practically unlimited cream crackers
9. Cream crackers are available throughout the camp when there is no activity or when you managed to escape some stupid boring seminars and during limbo games.
10. Mineral waters (500ml SeaMaster) are available all the time! You can take it whenever you like, there is bazillion of it. I urinated more than regular during the camp.
11. And we took the emptied water bottles and make them pain inducer, turning into high pressure cannon, you know it.
12. The hampers are also, came in bazillion, when we got the hamper we simply torn it apart and swallow the junk foods, gagagagag!

This is not a camp, this is a food fest!

Activities (2/5 stars)

The activities are not even close to tough! Even Wong Sue Hui can get pass these easily. The risk? Virtually zero! There is no climbing, beating, fighting, slicing, chopping. Most of the time? Shows, talk, presentation, gadget making and all sorts of easy craps. The problem lies in our cooperation. The co-op is hard. Most of us are malays, who love to take over Chinese’ positions as group leader.

Originally as the seniors of the camp (no other), we (4 scouts) become group leaders. But soon we got some internal conflicts (I settled by pushing a malay girl till she cried) because they do not concur with what I said. 1Malaysia? Myth busted.

Daniel Tan’s position is replaced by a piece of crap, he later took over Isaac’s job as the tent leader. But he simply does not want to get his hand dirty, like stuffing the folded tent into the bag.

And yea, do you know this song? 1Malaysia by a boy and girl? We have heard them 30-40 or perhaps 50++ times throughout the camp. The deejay keeps on repeating. At first we are “oh yea, what a nice song!” then later “WTF this s*** again?”. I’m tired and ANNOYED by this song.

Playlist throughout the camp, which shows how pathetic the malay teachers are in listening and discovering “new” songs:

1. 1Malaysia
2. Chicken Dance
3. Potong Bebek Angsa (18SG)
4. Hey Baby (Drop it to the floor)
5. Sorry Sorry
6. I Like it (Crap-ass remix)
7. and a lot of 1malaysia…

REPEAT REPEAT n REPEAT

The activities we did:

1. Ice-breaking -> Presentation, groups are formed with averagely 15 members, groups named after locally grown fruits (we are the slowest and therefore named after Cempedak), present your group’s name, motto, sorakan (kind of lava injection) and your group members. This is the worst thing I (we) have done, as the malay beaches in my group suddenly have their balls shrunken and walked away.
2. Morning exercise -> along with some crap shit music we did some basic exercises, like we did every Saturday co-co.
3. Orientating -> With a compass and a given list of bearings, groups are required to find our the shapes drawn on the positions and copied them to a piece of paper. FAILED because every group behind simply have to follow the group at front, which completely nullified the functions of bearing whatsoever. We won third placed for following Alex’s group.
4. Marching -> Not even moving, just some basic commands.
5. A talk of first AIDS -> Finally we all get a chance to sleep. The hellish thing? We lost the competition that want us to use triangular bandages to make a sling. Shame on me.
6. Gadget making -> Given a 9m thread, a piece of knife and a lot of bamboo sticks (aka satay sticks). Requried to make 3 gadgets, a shoe rack (which houses only 1 shoes), a dish rack and an optional gadget. We lost (of course). Shame on me, because we have learned this before and I forgotten, what an asshole group leader)
7. 1Malaysia performance -> Can be drama, can be show choir and can be dancing. We won 3rd place. Synopsis will be revealed later if I get 10 likes for this post.
8. Limbo rock -> Issac topped at 3rd place which stunned everybody in the camp as he is the tallest (way taller than champion and 2nd) and managed to get past even when the line is beyond most’ capability.
9. Last? Cover up your eyes with a piece of cloth, grab hold a nylon rope and start walking. Eventually everybody’s rope will be severed and be asked to sit down. When we took the cloth off, everybody is scattered around the garage and field, no people get effed in this. My legs get tortured by plants’ thorns though.
10. Next day? Morning exercise and nothing more, packing up and disassemble the tents. A teacher’s purse get stolen and 400 bucks are gone. We stayed till 12.45 pm and get released because nobody is caught stealing the money. It’s raining heavily. Home sweet home!

Sleep

*THIS SECTION INVOLVES PRACTICALLY ABNORMAL CAMPING ROUTINES*

Last time we slept for less than 30 minutes.

This time? The first night we stayed awoke (except Isaac) to play cards (haha), talked, and then stole biscuits. 4am – 5 am first round of sleep. After waking up we walked to command centre (foyer) and slept till 7.30am and start exercising before group leaders are told to wash toilet (I didn’t, I just stood there along with Alex and Isaac to watch them wash)

Second night is awesome, I lied down for  2 minutes the next thing I know is the whole tent being late, and got penalty later. 5am and again at command centre we slept till 7am. Had a nice sleep!

Conclusion

Not a bad experience, but this time it’s rather slower-paced and much more “easy” pumping, I cheated many times during the pumping penalty and the girls? Simply pinch your ears!

From my perspective this camp can be compressed to 1 night, the activities are not that much either.

By the way there is one more camping for scouts, the district level. Looking forward to it.

As the Internet speed getting faster, and especially at 20mbps of unifi, it takes only approximately 2 hours to get a Blu-Ray quality HD movie at about 7GB, and the video discs quality sold by Pasar Malam dudes is not even, guaranteed. Most of the time you ended up buying a cam or telesync when they told you it’s clear, high quality and undisputed antique to have, what a bullshit.

farewell once-upon-a-time entertainer, you are out.

Sorry long time no blog coz I’m working on a lot of shits… hehe

1Malaysia E-mail, if you ever watched ‘The Social Network’, you can claim it’s ‘Hotmail for Malaysians’ or it’s purely for exclusivity… but there are a few problems, I have 1, 2 3 and counting… e-mail addresses. And my Hotmail which offers me approximately 10GB is more than enough for me. I don’t need a 25GB e-mail account just for the communication with the government! It’s ape shit.

The fund that’s put into the e-mail project should be put into more useful and practical stuffs. Free WiFi? Fiber optic? Public properties? They need goddamn money to be maintained… yea the money is spilled into unnecessary yet annoying exclusive e-mail accounts, why?

It’s kinda weird I know… but I think they put in some efforts, since they used Green Screen (where can I get it?) and After Effects. I admit I can’t do it, I’m not exactly a graphic whore. For me it’s kinda like a kick start of their career. University and college may not cover all these stuffs, but same as the amateur around the world, we love to do things we like.

This video, OK it’s a tad messy, I only saw Jordash told Edward to jump from xx floor, I don’t know what the building is, but it’s in a room with green background. Jordash did smile like a pedo XD. Juz sayin’

The second scene? Baby cry and then blood splat, it’s just censored version of Happy Tree Friends? Maybe.

But the third scene is definitely Happy Tree Friends, you only see a mansion with clouds moving extremely fast. We heard cat, woman smiling, two gunshots, and suddenly somehow the cat survived and clawed the woman to death. And a cutscene of news saying that Ke***** just died.

Long live the amateurs!

Visit Facemash SMK Edition right da he’ll now

Visit that site, vote the hotter or cuter girl appeared on the screen and check who is leading at the bottom of the page.

For those who don’t know what Facemash is, I suggest you to watch The Social Network. Facemash is the predecessor of Facebook, created by Mark Zuckerberg to plot a revenge against the girls.

Through the Elo Rating system this Facemash actually gets more accurate as time goes by. The more the votes in the ballot box the more accurate it will be.

Currently the first place is grabbed by Pang Jia En with a stunning 500% winning rate. You can expect a lot of losers down there?. What about Justin Bieber?
- Anonoz

We’ve watched TRON Legacy and we knew CLU wants to bring his program army into the real world and make the system perfect. Though he has no idea what it is outside TRON system.

If he got out from the system, he (and his army) won’t survive in real world… why? Because he is not user (human beings), ISO and he cannot modify himself without interact with the SparcStation (the computer that runs The Grid).

First, we have to know that programs are created to perform a single function, and complex programs that are written are made up of bazillion of subprograms. Since the programs created, and rectified inside the system do not have codes that can repel the real-world diseases. Even a single sneeze can kill CLU and his army.

Quorra got into the real-world and she survived. Why? She’s an ISO. If you watched the movie, you would know that their DNA is special, triple-stranded and they are stated by Kevin Flynn that they are capable of changing the world in many aspects, including medicine. So if we are not mistaken, Quorra can quickly adapt herself into real-world. BTW can ISO make a set of clothing when they are sent to real world? Why she got clothing in the real world? She is not rezzed into the system, she is just manifested. 0.0

If The Grid runs on Windows, we probably can use Recuva to sweep through the hard disk sector to recover Kevin Flynn but opt not to recover Clu and his thugs…just saying. Maybe later a bunch of hackers will rush in and save the genius from reintegration.

Next, going in and out of the system may require the famous E=MC^2 equation to calculate energy produced and energy required to get a program (or user) in and out of the system. It seems like this movie did not appreciate the equation, or they simply ignored it. And since a huge, huge, HUUUGE energy is required to convert pure energy into matters, it may used up the whole world energy supply to generate the whole CLU army.

Just saying =-Anonoz-= END OF LINE

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Watched the video? Great. Or if you are lazy enough, that’s OK, you probably know what happened these days ago.

So we got 3 Datuk T, namely Rahim, S… and S… meh I hate to remember people’s names. They, instead of release, leak or distribute, why don’t say share with the reporters, a sex tape, they claim the male inside is, Anwar. Apparently the reporters are aroused and amused as well. Jizz!

Oh dear Anwar, why are you being accused involved in sexual activities thrice in the past 2 decades. What a mess.

Now as people of Malaysia, can you please answer the following:

1. Police should arrest the trio? Or take the tape and examine it and arrest Anwar?
2. Why the polices these days don’t arrest the porn distributor and owner?
3. Why the police just don’t arrest them?
4. Who are they affiliated with?

If you can answer, or if you LOL when you are figuring the answers for these questions. Great, I’ve done my mission.

We should really, really assume that our polices are not corrupted, or they are not mentally retarded. Then when both of them lodge the police report, Anwar should be able to pwn these guys easily.

Anyway, in the sex tape war, Chua Soi Lek is the biggest loser. And if Anwar won this round, BN should really retaliate for their own good.

I just read an article on Guardian.co.uk saying that Malaysia Radio censored Born This Way, claiming that it’s a pro-gay song. Wait… they might be delusional, even if it’s pro-gay, why they don’t treat this song positively?

For me, it’s not really pro-gay, it’s like everybody, no matter you are idiot or talented, but in this life you should let yourself shine like a star, get the most out of your life! I’m not bothered by the pro-gay part of the lyrics, but this is not the excuse for not broadcasting this song.

Religion? Oh please don’t put Religion  into the equation. This song maybe pro-gay (I said MAYBE), but it’s definitely pro-religion, inside the lyric there is one sentence, right there:

I’m beautiful in my way, cause god makes no mistake’

Hey! She praised Jesus, Buddha and Allah and other deities I haven’t write down, is there anything wrong?

And then, there are more sentences that are pretty encouraging, such as

Don’t hide yourself in regret, Just love yourself and you’re set

Come on… she is just like NameWee, you guys (Malaysia Government and Radio Networks) have to learn how to extract the ‘synopsis’ and the ‘positiveness’ in a song! Why you guys just love to pick off the pro-gay stuffs? There is not even a single swearing!

I can say this song is encouraging people to do whatever they want, it can be start a new company, submit a demo to record label and pwn other classmates in your school! Use Malaysia English: THINK POSITIVE LAH!

*Thanks Amir for the grammar errors correction

I just got a link from my Facebook friend in Singapore. He started a new site called Xadgets, a geek oriented blog, mostly about Apple, Google, Windows and gaming consoles stuff. Anything geeks can ask for.

This site’s function actually resembles Redmond Pie’s. It’s basically a blog, maybe hacker, maybe not, but the posts are all related to technology, iPlague? Hell yea!

There is a new video, published by NameWee, I can say it’s pretty good. As an atheist I love that he said that the criminals abuse their religions to wipe off their dirty deeds. It’s plain bullshit for any theists to do that, they do not love their god.

This video is not offensive, if any party really like to scoop it out and flame him, they might be delusional or they simply want a parliamentary party, throwing chairs around and spamming the microphone with bullshits.

From my point of view NameWee can be something more than an artist or the YouTube, but something like columnist, he is powerful yet influential enough to start any positive event on the Internet by now.

I believed that you are annoyed (except some girls) by spammy statuses on Facebook, or it’s spreading fear and terror (FB is closing on xxxx), they are all spam and stupid. Spam statuses look like this:

Facebook is experiencing bandwidth problem and will start to terminate accounts on 15 March, share this status to 15 friends or your account will be terminated.

It’s stupid, why there are still people think that “Facebook’s gonna close? Fine I will pass this around”. First of all, there is absolutely no way to track whether you shared or spread this status, how you modify it, and whether you removed it. But unfortunately not many people understand the mechanism of computer and servers.

There is no way a billionaire would do something devastating to his hard work! Facebook worths 50 billions USD you know?

The second one maybe more retarded…

2012 is confirmed

2012 is purely fictional, I wonder why people still believe in superstitious things like this? Stop spreading the fear, if any scientists would say something like that you can expect his license card is confiscated. Even the movie 2012 is rated as the worst sci-fi movie all the time! They even spread this kind of spam along with video (Made in China).

What about this one, this is way even more bullshit:

You have to go to C:/Windows/System32/…. and find HOST, edit it to ass a line *.*..*.* www.facebook.com so it will load faster

Oh please don’t do that, if you used the method above, you are ignoring the DNS, and you access facebook via that IP you have typed. That means you might not accessing the real Facebook. People to spread things like this, they have no good intention of doing so, if you really want to access Facebook faster, sorry… wait until the underwater fiber optic to be fixed. But don’t redirect your Facebook to an unconfirmed IP. You can test it by typing 203.106.85.66 into your address bar without having to put into HOST file.

But there are some common features of spams:

• They tend to ask you to share or tell a lot of friends before you can open that content
• They often asked to post something on your Facebook
• They love to do things that Facebook Developer API does not allow them to do
• They love to upload a photo to your profile and tag them randomly.
• They are terrorism oriented posts

I do hope everybody use Facebook responsibly… stop spreading and sharing useless stuffs. And I wrote this post because most girls believe in chain stuffs.

 

 

A few days ago, I got a complaint from my BFF. He told me that he wants to write a script for the upcoming public speaking competition, he also told me that he was allowed to write about discussable topics, interesting, or trendy topics such as 1Malaysia.

1Malaysia? OK… and discussable? I just wrote the controversies of 1Malaysia for my malay oral test! So I gave him the ideas he needed for his speech, he wrote it.

It was not a sham though. He submitted it at the next Monday. Fingers crossed.

Things turned out not well (QQ not GG) the teacher rejected the speech because it was too ‘politicized’ and suggest him to be the next Kit Siang (whatever Siang). The contents of the speech are discussable, arguable, it was good for the next impromptu section. Instead the teacher called in two other students and ask them for the speech script, nice.

Right after that I saw him laughing all around, all the way to 7-Eleven. I just stopped him and asked.

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‘Well the teacher just rejected it!’

‘Why the hell are you laughing then?’

‘Many essays. articles, questions of summaries claimed that the next generations hate to join politics, never take care of the country. It’s not our fault on this, it’s our “ancestors” faults… they hate us!’

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I can’t help him though, he is now back again to a hidden talented dick.

Expand the section to download my Malay oral on 1malaysia and his speech.

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Facebook Viral Video – A female cat murderer, or I called her psychopath, is going hot on Facebook. She tried to cover her deed and thanks to some mini justice, she failed. And now she is being flamed terribly on Facebook.

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=110631&id=1323224420&fbid=1901493700060

Lemme know what you think or you can straight away comment on the album and spread the fury.

Here’s the official description (some Engrish involved)

this cat muderer is a TB,she is a girl!!!
she deleted her profile, and report the video before.
n now, the video uploaded again n i get her photo from 1 of my fren.
my fren and i don know this murderer,so far we oni can get her photo but don know wer she live n her hp num.
we juz know her previous fb’s name is ‘MR.LONENY MR.LOUIS’ (if i not mistaken)
so guys! spread it out!!!! find her!!!

latest update!!
thx for searching her hp num!
now we got her num adi!!!
0162833360

 

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In fact there is no law, unlike in some other European countries, to protect these animals from being harmed. Some town councils even have some sorts of covert ops to catch the dogs, and kill them. Yea in Ampang they even host competition for people to shoot crows and catch rats for monnay… Stupid deal anyway.

But this cat case, I have no idea why, but these cats have nothing to do with town hygiene, I don’t think they pollute the town horribly that a girl will come out and yell “HOLY CRAP WHERE IS MY DOG???” “Your dog? The cat jizzed in their food and your dog died”

‘Sikap Keterbukaan’, yea we learned that from our moral syllabus, this applies to most of the students and we gladly accept that, the fact that we live in Internet and it’s all about freedom of speech and social networking.

They are trying to protect a convict, a pervert, a society parasite. Any point to bury it? Why bury it? Altantuya? Teo Beng Hock? We almost forgotten them! The cases! They should not be closed until the conclusion is achieved…

Send that guy to face the justice or our reputation will plummet, not because of a Raja Petra but the Raja Bury (I’m the Petra and Digg)

Made a part 1 drama script for The Fruitcake Special… yea that one involving a mystical fruitcake dealer, strange chemistry and a poor chemist girl who has no idea why all men nearby are after her.

It’s a literature component for SMK Form 4 students (Form 5 as well), and the story is not so interesting, the story did not reveal who the old lady is, the funeral part suggested her as a witch? If it gets any more modern, we would say she is a professional chemist.

http://www.anonoz.com/fruitcakepart1.doc
Feel free to download… for reference only

This article is for Form 5 students who study Interlok and bought the reference book from Sasbadi.

I seriously gonna point out some serious mistakes made by Sasbadi, and now I suspect that the author duo have some problems with Malay grammar. Holy…

This problem intensifies, when students tend to memorize everything written in reference book, and never read the whole synopsis and plots and digest them thoroughly, well blame MOE Malaysia too because they planted the idea in students that “memorize PWN SPM”, well that’s kinda true, I yawned.

The theme (tema) inside it stated that

Penghijrahan untuk menjalani hidup yang lebih baik
(People migrate to lead a better life)

Damn, what’s that? This theme only exists in the starting of Cing Huat and Mariam’s part! Senam is not even highlighted on this. The whole idea, and the purpose of this novel made for Form 5 students supposed to show this theme?

Kerjasama kaum-kaum dalam membina negara berbilang kaum yang aman dan sejahtera

(The cooperation of races in the development of multi-racial country)

Or simply call it

Sejarah Malaysia

(Malaysia’s History)

that’s pretty straight forward right?

Now let’s point our ONE simple grammar mistake

Ever notice the Inti Pati Bab – Buku 1 – Bab 1 – Last sentence

Orang-orang kampung …. jenayah Pak Musa

LULZWTFROFLMAO!!!

Orang-orang, which in fact, means scarecrow, and this fundamental mistake that even an elementary school student should be able to shout, ROFLMAO.

And jenayah? Is it typo?

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Conclusion

Reference books suck, sometimes, they are only good in shortening synopsis but they are simply not good in interpreting the arts…

It’s kinda fun to join co-curriculum activities in school, they take place in Wednesday or Saturday… and many people don’t know it’s importance for getting a student into university or scholarship. It’s supposed to be fun, but why people hate it and even skip it is usually because the bad managements done by school administrators.

1) Vote-n-Poll

Dude… how many teachers out there are volunteered to administrate a club or a group? And are they in diamond league of doing that?

If the teacher is pro enough in that certain field, the stupid polling and voting system woulda been out of equation. But hey, just because he doon’t know enough of the field and the students, some badass chairman and chairwoman and anything else are poorly elected. The good ones, the pros are sunken, like ME!!!

2) Roles swapped?

The chairman is nearly powerless in junior clubs or groups. The advisor, which is the teacher should only advise student… not take over control of the club!

3) Coward Boss

How many chairmen out there dare to suggest activities, writing proposals and run it? Most of them are not doing that until teacher tell them to do so. So far Yap Kwan Hui is the best guy here, he did a lot, props to him.

And this happens because of…

4) Restrictive school admins

The more restrictive school admins become, the harder the activities can be run. Especially in Malaysia how can you expect teachers let you do something that make the school famous without their direct participation, they hate good students… for override them.

Please stop this bad circulation now… the solution lies in your hand buddy.

Click here to download

I made this for presentation in class. But if you drifted around Google ans can’t find what you want, and you read this post. You gained.

The whole story synopsis is included with greyscaled photographs. And I think it can be a mini-substitute for those who hate to waste money on publishers with lots of typos and inaccurate information.

You are not allowed to edit and modify this presentation, it’s OK I locked this presentation. But feel free to use this PPT to demonstrate to your classmates.

The theme stated by Sasbadi is wrong, and Sasbadi one got lots of typos and continuity errors.

Warning: it’s 35.5MB